The Indians invited the Magnificent Turkey...
The Puritans/Pilgrims had never see such a Silly Bird...It could barley fly and made this strange noise..
The only thing it could be used for ...EATING...
At the time these Birds were very plentiful in the Wild..
And they started hanging around and eating the corn and other grains that
the Pilgrims had planted...
Soon the people started Domesticating the birds like this Male and feed them to Fatten them up...
Also the smalled Females....
Soon there were large Turkey Farms all over....
Through Genetic Engineering they have come up with Larger Breasted and more Meat
on the Farm Raised Turkeys...
Of course these Breasts need better Basting
But then people started getting fancy...
Adding Breast Enhancements...
So have a.....
And don't forget too Brush your Teeth afterward....
If you have Enjoyed or have any words of encouragement.. Please leave a comment...
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